Smooth Sailor
an alcoholic beverage consisting of tab (a diet cola popular in the 80’s), bourbon, and garnished with a wedge of lime. ideal drink to consume while listening to the smooth sounds of late 70’s and early 80’s yacht rock.
i like to enjoy a smooth sailor while piloting my boat and listing to christopher cross songs, but d-mn it’s hard to find tab!
a drink most commonly consumed by those who attend eckerd college. a b-tch drink. for those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.
bro 1: brah, i can make you a gnarly smooth sailor.
bro 2: dude, man up and take a shot.
1. four shots of sailor jerry’s
2. strawberry- 5
3. banana- 1/2
4. coconut- 1/2 cup
5. pineapple- 1 cup
we just drank three smooth sailors and i am not going to remember this in the morning.
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