Smooth Suit
one who wears a suit everywhere they go every single day and builds hovercrafts in their spare time. smooth suits think they’re hot sh-t, pretending they have lots of money, but they’re really just lowercl-ss hopeless virgins that whack off to science books and live with their parents. known to carry gold pens, have 70’s hairstyles, and frequently talk in monotone. smooth suits also have no sense of humor due to their constant struggle to give off the “im better than you” image.
hillary: “man, his -ss is so tight, you could put coal in it and pull out a diamond the next day!”
bill: “yeah, what a smooth suit….”
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