smooth tiger
a balchaaaay who has lots of charnas who push him in the gym to do 5 more sit ups, straightens ones hair before going out… (dont forget to gel your hair before straightening it!). a smoof also wears p-rno b-tton up v necks (unb-ttoned). if your a true smoof you only sh-g hot dolls (but she had a pretty face), wear tight beaters when attending gym, talking in a typical joburg accent. typical diet equals chicky br–sts on rye with a protein shake, and then a shot of anabolic steriods in the biceps for desert.
“ah boet hay, no like we late for gym hay and iv already taken my shake and guna miss my window of opportunity for mazimum pumpage!! trying to become an ultimate smooth tiger like john dob “
Read Also:
- lauralton hall
academy of our lady of mercy, lauralton hall. lh is an all girls catholic school where cheesy boxers and short uniforms are our calling. you go to lauralton hall, the place where all the chicks go?
- left field leftovers
the act of staying after a baseball (or any other sports) game and drinking all the half full/full cups of beer that people left behind. great for saving money drinking, or underage drinking dude lets stay after the game and drink all the left field leftovers then drunkenly stumble to the train.
- Lettuce Republic
a country that is controlled solely by money, esp. one whose economy is based on servicing international capital, and whose government is repet-tively involved in bailing out banks after the gl-ss-steagall act was repealed and banks were allowed to become too big to fail, america’s transition to lettuce republic was complete
- Handicrap Nap
a handycr-p nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. this usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work. this morning, turley took dropped shaq’s arm, then took a handicr-p nap.
- Mundugga
aussie slang for a person (usually male) with red hair. used as a powerful insult much like ginger minger man lets an easy goal through in football redhead: mate, you’re really f-kin worthless man: f-ck you mundugga redhead runs away crying later to become an emo