smoothie hater
a person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.
kristen, you’re being a smoothie hater… ol’ smoothie hatin’ -ss batch.
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