Smoothie Slap
a smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and slaps it right out of their hand, then says:
“when the f-ck did we get ice cream!?”
double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
so i walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
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