smoothman
aka de la paz.
1. a filthy maggot recognisable by his extremely smooth c-m covered face, and wide -n-s attributed to many years of taking many c-cks in the -ss at once.
2. a filthy pest recognised by many farmers and zoo keepers as the main cause of sore -n-ses in their animals.
farmer joe is looking for the smoothman who raped his animals and got his dog pregnant. he has vowed to shoot of the smoothman’s c-ck, alhough this is a very dificult task since the smoothman’s c-ck is microscopic in size.
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