smorgassbored
a compilation or mish-mash of obscure topics a blogger uses when they are bored or out of good ideas.
“i’m terribly bored today and can’t think of anything interesting to say, so here’s my smorg-ssbored of a blog. hopefully there is something on here you’ll find interesting!”
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- snack slut
someone who wh-r-‘s themself out for food “if you buy me a gatorade ill give you a good time this weekend. i’m a snack sl-t.”
- snacktrek
a trek to get a snack, usually at some late hour of the night. this activity is preferably undertaken in an epic fashion, or better yet, while dressed as spock. “i was on this snacktrek at like 4am, and i saw a ufo landing in the yard! too bad i couldn’t find my camera.”
- sodomony
n: the condition of being in a gay marriage. from matrimony + sodomy. if straight people can have holy matrimony, then why can’t gays have unholy sodomony?
- Statham
adj. – of or pertaining to a state of being characterized by excessive bad-ssness. more so than bamf, yet less than chuck norris. hey, did you see the dark knight? that movie was statham. or the statham clothes johnathan’s mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite s-x. when something is more bad […]
- STATTB
“said the actress to the bishop” a victorian england version of “that’s what she said” actress: “that’s a big one” bishop: “stattb”