smorgaswine
the procedural drink of mixing a shot of gluten-free german lager with a french wine pairing, by dropping the shotgl-ss into the winegl-ss, much like with a “jägerbomb” or “irish car
bomb”, after which the gl-ss is to be chugged and a whistle is to be blown intensely, while spinning your head randomly and covering your ears with your hands. this drink is considered to be elegantly cultural.
i am not chugging beer! i am sampling a flight of gluten-free german lagers with a french wine pairing. it’s called a smorgaswine and it’s elegantly cultural.
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