smort
smort is a form of “smart” used kind of in a sarcastic way towards yourself
wow, i’m so smort… i tried to push on the pull side of the door
to be small and short, sm-ort
that lad is to smort to go on that ride
(adj) showing intelligence in fields which normally require or presuppose a lack intelligence.
the method in which hugh lit one hundred bottle rockets at once was smort.
a judged compet-tion that involves athletic ability that is not a sport.
figure skating = smort
another name for a cig.
“lemme get a smort peter”
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