smote
when someone licks the -ss hole and up to and including the b-lls and back repeatedly.
guy: “dude, my girlfriend smote the sh-t out of me last night!”
guy’s friend: “man that b-tch is f-cked up!”
the past tense of smite; that being, the act of hitting something with extreme force. also has connotations with divine force and incredible power.
and they returned, and came to enmishpat, which is kadesh, and smote all the country of the amalekites, and also the amorites, that dwelt in hazezontamar.
genesis 14:7, king james bible
actually, this is a real word!
smote is the past tense of thew word smite.
trogdor is going to smite the kerrek!
yay! trogdor smote the kerrek!
to attack, damage, or destroy by or as if by blows.
and then trogdor s’mote the kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.
smite
to burninate something
“and then trogdor smote the kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.”
to cause pain or destruction. or used as a generic thret, usuly meaning pain will be involed
im gonna smote you.
or
i smote that good
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