smothered burrito
when a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. once the person is rolled in the “burrito” they are then smothered with a large quant-ty of s-m-n.
dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. i just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!
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