smother’s day
the annual celebration when we have to reluctantly acknowledge our attachment to the one who refuses to cut the umbilical cord.
every year she dreaded the holiday which she dubbed ‘smother’s day’, in light of her mother’s constant adulation, doting and neediness.
unofficial holiday recognizing all the moms & dads out there who monitor their kids’ activities with a suffocating kind of attention and fanaticism
aka parental control freak day
teenager1: what day is smother’s day this year? do you know?
teenager2: meh. at my house every day is smother’s day. you kiddin’? *groan*
teenager1: yeah, mine too actually *groan*
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