smotify


not to be mistaken as a future-tense optional form of the verb infinitive “to smite”, to smotify means to destroy utterly with divine force. it originally comes from a misread bit of linux code: sm_notify_0.
dave: did you get rickrolled by kevin yesterday?
april: yes, yes i did. we must stop him.
dave: how do you think we should do that?
april: i shall smotify him!

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