SMPAC
is an acronym standing for “sh-t my pants and cry.” something that is either so funny, sad, or gross that it would cause them to sh-t in their pants and cry.
when john followed that girl around all day and finally had the courage to go and talk to her only to find out it was just a dude with long hair, i almost smpac ‘cus it was so d-mn funny.
omg, that video hatchet vs. genitals was so disgusting and sad that i almost smpac!
john: chris and tommy came over last night and i was so tired i knocked out. i woke up with a carrot stuck in my -ss!
sylvester: smpac!
john: stfu you wouldn’t be laughing if it happened to you!
john: d-mn! i was walking home and i saw eddie get hit by a car. his friggin’ guts and brains sprayed all over the sidewalk!
sylvester: s m p a c
john: yeah…that was some crazy ish…
john: you missed the funniest sh-t ever! paco just tried to light his fart but ended up sharting on himself. i was lmf–
sylvester: naw…more like smpac. that shart is h-lla funny!
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