SMS whore
a sad creature whose sole reason to exist is to bombard others with sms’.
these people has no social network except their sms “friends”, and will never actually answer the phone if you try to call them, but wait five minutes, then resume their messaging.
not necessarily gender specific.
“i’m freaking out! this is the n’ieth sms richard sent me today. he is such an sms wh-r-!”
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