smud
smud(n.) – the residual of one’s ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.
“ah man, you got my smud all over your face!”
“you could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes.”
the essence of one’s spiritual being which is brought about through extreme acts of selfishness. these gentlemen are extremely keen to acquire currency, v-g-n-l pleasure and m-ssive quant-ties of jenkem. no regard for life.
guy: yo, you knocked up?
girl: yeah puto. i’m knocked up with your seed.
guy: yo, can i punch it out of your stomach? “:)”
girl: no.
guy: f-ck you b-tch.
server at applebees: d-mn, my dudes is mad smud.
a combination of snow an mud.
you kids be careful in that smud out back!
it’s a scud send by mail
my boss just sent me a smud.
it hurts.
a mixture of snow and mud
wipe that f-ckin smud off your f-ckin truck before you go another f-ckin 5 miles in this f-ckin snow storm on this f-ckin road, f-ckin.
n. the physical state of being a wench i.e. beer wench, f-ck wench.
v. to pull a smud; to goof; to jump out in front of things; to be a ditz.
what a klutz – you just ran into the gl-ss door again! – you pulled a smud.
the mixture of one’s -ss-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. once the creamy chowder and -ss-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.
smud is manufactured in sacramento, ca.
after i knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, i sh-t on her, f-cked her, then some smud fell out of her -ss. it was well aged to perfection. it had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
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