Smudge Baby
a “smudge baby” is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and sh-ts on the sofa and it smudges all over it.
originating from a chinese pop song. lyrics can be found here:
http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257
phil looked at matt and observed drily, “mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa.”
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