Smüfendorfe
a dragon-like creature that has turkey legs, spider arms, long neck and tail, horns, snakes’s tongue and two sets of wings. one set is the primary, a large set of wings on its back resembling those of a very large bird; the other set is the secondary, resembling those of poultry. it is very rarely seen by humans, infact, it has only been seen by one person named jerry. he says they start life the size of a coin, growing to the size of a three story building. they live in jerry’s backyard, and he used to communicate with them before he betrayed and killed one. just ask jery about them…
“dude, i think i just saw a smüfendorfe!”
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