smuff
sm-ff is a uni-s-x tubular seamless versatile washable garment of extremely soft feel made of 100% breathable sweat-absorbing colorfast microfiber material that can be worn in a variety of ways, providing a high level of comfort, protection, and style during different kinds of outdoor activities, driving, and recreational activities including sports etc.
hey that sm-ff looks cool.
sm-t+fluff=sm-ff. the addition of fluffiness to a sm-tfic. fanfiction term coined by frulie. see fruliesm-t and flanst.
“wow, they were totally having kinky, tie-grabbing, kilt-s-x on a tea table while doing some laundry and the next thing you know she had them being all lovey-dovey! it was total sm-ff!”
v. to hog or take more than your fair share. usually in reference to smoking marijuana.
that dude is such a sm-ffer. he hit the blunt four times before p-ssing it.
the mixed s-m-n and saliva bridge spanning the gap between the upper and lower lips of a person who just performed oral s-x
“can i get a kiss now?”
“nope, get out of here with that sm-ff mouth.”
a short word for “shaved m-ff”. ideal.
man, last night i went down becky’s pants, and there was nothing but smooth, non-hairy sm-ff. 🙂
a woman’s v-g-n- that is both dirty and hairy, a combination of a sn-tch and a m-ff.
“yea she looked hot but she had a total sm-ff.”
a molding of the two words small and stuff. meaning any and everything that is small yet intriguing.
they recently came out with a miniature pig that you can keep as a pet, now that is awesome sm-ff!
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