smugglemuffin
1- a small child who steals things
2- covertly cuddling with somebody
3- a stolen pastry
4- an “ultimate” term of endearment for a special someone
1- “i can’t believe my five year old son stole a piece of gum from his sister – he is such a smugglem-ffin!”
2- “i found two smugglem-ffins ditching cl-ss and cuddling under the bleachers.”
3- “i made cupcakes this morning before work, only to come home and find one missing. the culprit – scottietoohottie – turned my cupcake into a smugglem-ffin.”
4- “oh, you’re my little smugglem-ffin and i’ll always love you!”
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