smuggling diamonds


hard nipples in cold weather.
hey jen, you smuggling diamonds or you just happy to see me?
the practise of sleeping with wealthy older women, but only up the poo pipe.
alex: “did you hear what nicolai got up to last night?”

alco: “he’s not been smuggling diamonds again has he?”

alex: “how do you know?”

alco: “this is nicolai we’re talking about!”

alex: “he’s such a poo stabber!”

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