Smuggling Plums
pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude’s b-lls, i.e. plums.
“fred almost dry-heaved when he saw ted smuggling plums at the gym on sat-rday.”
or, if the guy has a little jimmy dean and teenie peanuts –
“ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. he was smuggling grapes.”
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