Smulled Wine
an alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed p-n-s in a vessel of mulled wine. the production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.
“oh man i’m so gonna serve up my english teacher a gl-ss of my finest smulled wine”
“billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever”
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