smump
1. a cigarette induced bowel movment of immediate importance.
“excuse me, i think this marlboro is bringin on a smump.”
highly offensive term; most offensive term known to man. worse than calling someone a c–t.
if you look up in oxfrd dictionary wll find a picture of joseph morgan lewis, 30th may 1991, newport, wales.
emma: oh my god joe, you are such a smump!!
joe: emma! you are the smumpiest smump ever!!
to kiss
#1- guess what!?
#2- omg what!?
#1- i totally got smumped out last night! i swear it was the time of mah life :]
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