smunch

the s-xual act of a woman riding a man to -rg-sm. then while still straddling him post coitus, takes their collective juices in hand and smears the fluids across her forehead. to complete the activity, she headb-tts him in the face with everything she has, hopefully knocking him out cold.
raechel hit him with the smunch. he looks like he caught a baseball bat to the face, but he said it was totally worth it.
sat-rday morning brunch, generally taken around 10:30am at an excellent local dining establishment.
i got pretty hammered at the club on friday, but smunch totally cured my hangover!
smoking pot on your lunch break….smoke lunch, get it?

this is the “meal” between smeakfast & sminner
i went home for a smunch and came back to work really relaxed and ready to……wait, what was i saying?
(n.) smunch: a form of punishment from consisting of placing a sandwich to someones ear and punching them as hard as possible.

(v.) to smunch: the act of smunching.

1. smunch is a punishment -ssociated with rubs law
james “graham was being a doushe in cl-ss so jake went to smunch him!”
the combo of smash and crunch.
in star trek with captain kirk those fake rocks should have smunched them instead of bouncing off.
snacking or eating in a delightful manner
he liked to smunch in his downtime.
smunching was one of his many hobbies.
she was found at the smunch bar.
to eat v-g-n-, munch the carpet, falatia. performing oral s-x on a v-g-n-.
carlita wouldn’t let me smash last night so i smunched instead.
a cross between “smash” and “crunch” denoting the demolishing of an ent-ty, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.
“man, fred’s parents had a black baby…”
“and…”
“their both white”….”smunched!”
freds dad = smunched!

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