smunchkin


also known as a hollie or holliebeam/s. a very s-xy woman with gorgeous b–bs and the tastiest p-ssy you will ever find. the best s-x of your life. a very gentle, intelligent and kind woman. the world according to mark. there can be no plurals to this description as there is really only one smunchkin and she is loved by a guy named mark.
i love you, my little smunchkin!

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