Smunt

smurf c-nt.

a term used within the ingress gaming community, to describe an obnoxious and sociopathic smurf. a smurf is someone who plays for the blue team (the resistance).
that fat bloke from tooting is by far the biggest smunt i’ve ever met.
5 more definitions
a mix of two separate phrases

a) smarmy c-nt
b) smug c-nt

there are many conjoined words like this that make very useful code, especially in a school or an office enviroment. as much as someone may think they know what you are talking about they cant prove a thing (unless of course they are reading this!).
that fat guy at work… you know the absolute smunt!

or

(james) – that guy is so c-ck sure of himself, yet he stinks and answers the phone for a living.

(ross) – yes he is a right smunt!
a smug c-nt. a woman who has never accomplished anything but thinks herself smart, informed, and relevant, when in fact she is capable only of manipulating others by virtue of the fact she has a great rack. a woman who thinks herself a great wit and orator, but only speaks in non sequiturs and word salad. usually of the republican and christofascist persuasion. thinks george w bush is a genius and that ronald reagan was actually the second coming.
sarah palin is the archetype for your typical smunt.
sl-t-m-ffin-c-nt.
a word you can use to call someone thats worse than a sl-t, m-ffin, and a c-nt put together.
“did you see sophie at the party last night? she gave a bl-wj-b and blumpkin to like 20 guys”
“i know right, she’s such a smunt!”
sm’unt: alliteration of smug and c-nt, and also of smarmy and c-nt. usually defined by loud smarmy c-nts.

someone who is loud, obnoxious, arrogant, ignorant, bigoted and generally noisome.
“oi! smunty!”

“look at that smunty b-st-rd”
a v-g-n- so small annd tight that it resembles smurfettes c-nt
i nailed this gorgeous little sl-t last night, she had the tightest little smunt