smurdess
a female companion of a smurd, likely to produce halfbloods once they breed. one may inherit the t-tle of smurdess though the acts of; marrige, dating, sucking a smurds d-ck, etc. once any of the previously stated acts are performed, the girl immediatly contracts the highly contagious smurd disease, and earns her t-tle of smurdess.
caleb: so… courtney, do you wanna suck my cho…i mean d-ck?!
courtney(smurdess): sure…i’ll suck anyone’s d-ck!
caleb: ok!
zzzzzip
caleb: ahh yaa, suck it!!
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