smurf

a smurf (in counter strike: global offensive) is any player who creates an alternate steam account for the purpose of playing compet-tive matches against players several ranks lower than their own skill rank.

these players use this tactic often because of their inability to be successful at their own given rank, so they must ‘smurf’ in order to feel better about themselves.

another popular reason for ‘smurfing’ is to give said player the illusion that they are actually close to being good enough to play at the professional level. although, we all know they will never really amount to anything.
“this guy is dropping more than 40 kills in compet-tive against silvers, he’s a smurf.”
“i went 3-22 in my compet-tive match earlier today, so i created a smurf account. i can’t wait to destroy all those silvers. i’m such a pro.”
a (usually) experienced gamer posing as a newbie under an alternate name.
i think i’m going to smurf and rape some n00bs.
a tv show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by trotsky, when the dictator’s off smurfing the town b-tch. always use “smurf” in place of any word possible.
“i smurfed that li’l smurf down by that creek.”
“holy smorf!”
“i got my li’l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. it smurfed. there was smurf everywhere.”
“you smurfed him?”
“uh…”
“you big mothasmurfin sonavasmurf! i’m gonna smurf you!!”
bang!
“oh my smurf! he smurfed smurffy!
can take the place of any number of verbs.
i smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!
to wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your p-n-s.
jerimiah: on look bethshoz is sleeping, won’t it be funny if i smurf him.
as-xual beings that don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
a type of blue elf that inhabited the ardennes forest in belgium until the early 90’s.
smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.
they released several hit records in the 70’s and 80’s and starred in their own childrens tv show
however with the advent of the eu smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a cl-ss 3 pest by the eu agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with gr-ssrollers in 1992.
a hilarious subst-tute for a curse word
smurf 1: did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
smurf 2: smurf yea
smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it

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