smurf bite
a dynamic pinch executed between the thumb and the middle finger, braced by the index finger for added leverage thus increasing the pain ten fold
that small asain tried to donkey punch me so i countered it with a smurf bite to his slow zipper headed -ss
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to pinch someone in the fatty area of the back of the arm. very painful.
my boyfriend was being a b-tch so i gave him a smurf bite and he yelled in pain….as i laughed.
a smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a sh-t in a port-a-potty, and gets the splash back effect of the blue chemical water directly in the -sshole. when the sh-t hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, the splash goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, -ss hole.
eric: dude, i just took a sh-t in the johnny on the spot over there, and low and behold, smurf bite!
john: ick, i spray sh-t in that thing about 20 minutes ago.
eric: i thought i notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. sick.
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