smurf bukkake
smurf bukkake is ultra dank bud. it is called such because it is so covered in crystals it looks like the smurfs got together for a bukkake session and came all over your bud.
it has nothing to do with the color of the smurfs, just that they’re really small.
and h-m-s-xual.
“f-ck dude, this sh-t is f-cking dank. how much did it cost you?”
“$25 a gram man.”
“what a rip off!!”
“you want to smoke smurf bukkake, you’ve got to pay for smurf bukkake.”
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