smurf cadet
code term used in reference to the prescription drug percocet, used in the presence of parents or otherwise just out of habit.
at thanksgiving dinner, andrew asked his cousin gregory if he could recruit some smurf cadets later that night. gregory, knowing the implications of the request, responded,”yeah dad, i can hook you up.”
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