smurf-cock
generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your p-n-s blue and/or shrinks it
i’ll never use a blue condom again…i dreamed i had smurf-c-ck last night!
that lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-c-ck!
she must’ve been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause i pulled out and had smurf-c-ck!
generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your p-n-s blue and/or shrinks it
i’ll never use a blue condom again…i dreamed i had smurf-c-ck last night!
that lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-c-ck!
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