smurf cooler
the act, intentionally or not, of withholding s-xual release and causing s-xual frustration and/or the condition known as “blue b-lls.”
“when she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no s-x. it was like my b-lls were put in a smurf cooler.”
“girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler.”
a smurf cooler is enacted when s-xual activity leads to arousal of a male, but is discontinued resulting in a lack of -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t–n.
“my boo was giving me the best bl-wj-b when she got distracted by keeping up with the kardashians and stopped. i felt like my b-lls were put in a smurf cooler.”
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