smurf cum
when you get blue b-lls but later you c-m
he got blue balled but when he jacked off later he smurf c-mmed
smurf c-m, is the c-m of smurfs. it’s a rainbow full of colors from crimson to violet. it tastes like skittles and leaves a wonderful smell behind.
boy 1: “i heard laura blew a smurf.”
boy 2: “so thats why her hair looks like a rainbow threw up on her head.”
girl 1: “she told me smurf c-m tastes like skittles.”
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