smurf-it
f-ck it!
i don’t wanna work today, smurf it!
spreading cocaine on a d-ld- (preferably blue) and repeatedly gouging your b-tt hole to get high.
drew: i want to do this cocaine, but my nostrils ache, any ideas wendy?
wendy: smurf-it.
to complete a task under grueling circ-mstances.
i know its hard but if you ever want to get out of here, you better smurf it.
if i won’t be able to take a sickday, i’ll just have to smurfit.
the process of feeling ill, and or, going very pale, after excessive drug intake. similar in meaning to whitey
“i think she’s gonna smurfit”
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