smurf-kick
the action of flicking someone in the genitals. it is believed that it is the equivalent of getting kicked by a smurf.
“ethan exposed himself and then was swiftly smurf-kicked.”
“i can’t believe that random p-sserby just smurf-kicked me!”
“you mean he flicked you in the junk?”
“yeah.”
smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.
girl “f-ck you!”
boy “smurf kick” -flicks nipple-
–poink–
girl -qq-
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