Smurfed
when you go to take a dump in a “port-a-john” type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your -ss and b-lls.
i just went to take a dump and i got smurfed.
to get slapped across the cheeks by a p-n-s till they turn blue.
omg, his cheecks are blue, he has been ‘smurfed’!
means f-cked. etymologically derived from the fact that the word f-ck is used as all parts of speech. for example, “i’m going to f-cking f-ck your f-ck-nut face up you f-ckity f-ck-wad.” similarly, smurfs would use smurf with the same versatility. for example, “gargamel, i’m going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat azriel.”
person1: so you really like this guy?
person2: yeah, he’s not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.
to get wacked in the face with a p-n-s
my friend smurfed me on my porch when i wasnt looking….
smurf, or to be smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. an example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )
“lets smurf it up tonight!”
“fool, im so smurfed.”
when you take a rock and slam it down the exhaust hole that is in the top of porta-sh-tters so that the blue toilet water splashes the unfourtinate occupant in the -ss while they are sh-tting.
man i just smurfed the f-ck out of jeff and he’s pisesed!!
when an attractive girl sends you all the signals that will make you think that you totally and absolutely will sleep with her that night and it never happens for no definitive reason, resulting in the condition known as blue b-lls.
guy 1: dude, i’m totally making out with this chick at the bar. i am so taking her home!
guy 2: awesome!
2 minutes later…
guy 1: the chick just left! i thought she was gonna sleep with me!
guy 2: sorry dude, you just got smurfed!
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