Smurfette
that one girl who sleeps with all the guys.
the new kid already hit smurfette.
f-ck a girl in a port o potty and dunk her head in the blue stuff the c-m on her head
i was f-cking this chick in a port o potty, so i asked if she likes smurfs. she said yeah so i gave her a smurfette, i pushed her head in the toilet and then came on her head.
a h-rny -ss b-tch who takes it up the shnozz by shmoes.
@1dude did you see that p-rnstar?
@2yeah man, she was a real smurfette. i’d do her up the shnozz.
@1 wow, you are a shmoe.
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