Smurfetted


when a wh-r- gets g-ngb-nged by a bunch of guys. the difference from a traditional g-ngb-ng is that each guy chokes the wh-r- while porking her and c-ms all over her chest and stomach. therefore, after she has been had by the whole village worth of dudes she has a blue face and white dress just like smurfette.
gina is such a wh-r-. i heard she got smurfetted by the whole d-mn football team!

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