Smurfhole
dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a port-a-potty while someone else is taking a dump. the splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. popular as a practical joke in the military, where port-a-potties abound.
hey, jim has been in the sh-tter for a long time, let’s get a big -ss rock and smurfhole that motherf-cker!
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