smurfing

the act of sitting on your girlfriend’s face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. best done when shaved.
last night i was smurfing my girlfriend!
she’d be good to smurf!
i remember the first time i smurfed…
gaming term: entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

commonly used by server admins and the like.
l4m3rtw4t: you c-ck sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
player1: thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: f-ck you d-ck, i own you and will always
{player1 signed as admin }
l4m3rtw4t: sh-t
the act of hitting someone across the face with one’s p-n-s
i smurfed the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to smurf you?; what lovely weather for smurfing
purchasing small amounts of pseudoephedrine in several stores or by groups of people, with the purpose of using it to make metamphetamine.
they’re off to smurf every pharmacy in the main street.
buying up the maximum allowed quant-ties of pseudoephedrine-based medicines at one location after another for use in the production of crystal meth.
after drug enforcement officers successfully regulated the sale of ephedrine and pseudoephedrine, many large-scale producers of crystal meth were force into smurfing
verb:
in forum usage, the act of a person using another login name to try to fool the forum populace that he/she is a different person. usually occurs when the said person was recently blacklisted under a previous name, and is attempting to cover up or hide his/her new ident-ty.
boostd20psi was smurfing the srtforums.com forums under his new alias, anotherslowsrt4. he was immediately blacklisted again.
dividing a large amount of money into smaller sums to make money laundering easier.
(no joke man, i´ve been in the banking business for two years.)
the 1.500.000 bucks of drug money were smurfed into batches of $50.000 each and declared as an automobile dealer´s cash flow.
the act of hitting anothers face with your p-n-s
i wanna smurf you
ok darling

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