smurfing a turd
dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point
dude, quit beating on the door, i’m smurfing a t-rd!
-or-
papa smurf: “we’ll stop smurfing t-rds in your lake…”
leader of the snorks: “and we’ll allow you to take pictures of our women.”
papa smurf: “… for masturbation.”
leader of the snorks: “yes, for masturbation.”
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