Smurn
a small fictional object often referred to as a day to day nuisance. a single smurn is approximately the size of a corn flake, but they only ever found in large quant-ties. they are possibly living organisms, and capable of extremely speedy reproduction. an efficient way of treating a smurn infestation is yet to be determined.
some fool has filled my kitchen with smurns, it’s not funny.
smurning is the art of smoking marijuana and turning your vehicle at the same time.
dude i just smurned that last turn.
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