smut diving
1) sticking your p-n-s into the v-g-n- of the sk-nkiest sk-nks of all sk-nks
2) going down on a disgusting hoe
3) taking the easiest, nasiest hoe you find home
hey, what did you do this weekend??? i ended up sm-t diving.
i can’t believe i went sm-t diving agian this weekend.
one of my weekend hobbies is sm-t diving.
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