smutface
(n) a derogatory term used to describe sm-ts while speaking directly to them.
wrong example: “you’re a sm-t.”
correct example: “you’re a disgusting, dirty (but still kinda hot) sm-tface and i’ll only sleep with you while wearing a condom and if no one finds out about it.”
expressing distaste for someone’s appearance, or att-tude. someone who constantly has their nose in some sort of sm-tty periodical.
“maureen is a sm-tface”
one who possesses the face of a sm-t: hookers, homie hoppers, hoes
guy1: yo that b-tch look like she would top it off asap.
guy2: word… she got that sm-t face.
a girl that is hot but doesn’t easily put out
we ran into all these sm-tfaces last night and of course none of them came home with us despite our best efforts.
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