snack pack
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when a man busts in a girls booty and makes her p–p it out (while wearing a thong)into a cup then he licks the panties and proceeds to eat it.
“baby tonight you’re gonna give me a snackpack.”
“joe was very unsure of getting his first snackpack because he had been eating nothing but red meats, and jenna had been eating nothing but thai with loads or siracha.”
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top definition
either a treat that usually comes in the form of pudding or a woman’s v-g-n-. when paired with a flavor, such as vanilla or chocolate, it refers to a specific race’s v-g-n-.
“hey holmes you want to go score some vanilla or chocolate snack packs tonight?”
“naw man, i want some banana snack packs. i got the yellow fever like a mother!”
2
when a man and a woman are either having s-x or just flirting (or anything in between)and the woman -ssumes a submissive position, most commonly on her knees, then the man jerks-off into the woman’s mouth. the woman then swallows his load. used as a code word in casual conversation and allows for secret requests while in public.
howard snuck off to give mary a snackpack at the party.
allen and kate laughed when discussing their last snackpack in front of their clueless friends.
3
a lazy -ss girl who is uneducated, rude, really fat that doesn’t care about anything but her snack pack of chips and when asked to do something gives you a fat att-tude.
example 1: when i said excuse me to the snack pack b-tch she kept walking with her family size chips in one hand and a cast iron pan in the other and burned me. when i screamed at her she kept eating her chips and said yeah…sorry and waddled away.
example 2: that stupid snack pack at walmart told me that she doesn’t need a manager to come fix my receipt. she said that the register is always right.
4
the age of milfs (mother i’d like to f-ck) with tramps stamps (tattoo on lower back) is upon us. a snack pack is a milf with a tramp stamp.
“hey mrs. jones, i think the snack packs are on the bottom shelf”
5
a yummy delicious treat packed in perfect sized plastic container; normally consumed by a plastic spoon. often packed in little kid’s lunch pail.
yo doodz dis snack pack is xtreme
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a man (any race) who gets b-mmed by other men without any s-xual favors in return. generally he is open to servicing all races (brown and white pudding).
jared is a total snack pack. he had a group of 4 men of various races run train on his -ss. they left his pudding hole as a snack pack.
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is a s-xual act wherein a male gets both of his testes into a woman’s or man’s mouth.
me: she fit both my b-lls in her mouth. she must have been hungry!
friend: nothing like a snack pack for a hungry stomach.
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