snagglekooch
a girls vag that excretes a bl–dy death concoction and stanks of rotting tuna and has the fangs of a thousand warewolves.
misty: i sure hope you don’t go down on me tonight babe. look what hoodie did to jj.
jeren: why not wifey.
misty: you dont want my snagglekooch to rip off your d-ck. why don’t you just braid my bush.
jj: dat snagglekooch straight ma f-ckin ripped of my d-ck jeren. proceed with caution.
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