Snail Slide


when a girl gets all juiced up and slides across something (like your face) leaving a trail of fluid in her wake.
sarah knew tom wouldn’t just kick her right to the curb after s-x if she gave him the ‘ol snail slide.
snizale slizide, sarah’s trade mark move. a move which ends up leaving p-ssy juices all over.
sarah is known for her snail slides and even offered to give one to a select people.

sarah- “tom, do you want a snail slide”?
tom e. gunns- “i aint sceeerd”.

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