snail /slug surfing
making use of crushed crustations carnage after a heavy down pour by pulling some killer moves on the sticky remains.
wooah man,just caught a gnarly wave on the way to the bus stop was snail /slug surfing for at least 10mtrs before i was wiped out by a furry dog poo.
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